Welcome to The Website

Wow, It’s been a minute, hasn’t it. If you poke around you’ll find all of my existing writing consolidated – finally – into a single location. You’ll find The Original Blog, my magazine articles, and my published short stories all here for your continued enjoyment and harsh criticism.

But wait, there’s more. What’s this “The Blog” and “Requiem” nonsense?

Good question! I wouldn’t be going through all this new stuff without a very good reason. Something so compelling, overstuffed with anticipation, and heralded by the very angels with a celestial cacophony that I must resurrect The Blog with all the fun content, reckless misadventures, and unpopular opinions you came to know and love all these years ago. That can only mean one thing…

Juice will be back.

Recent Posts
In which the author bemoans a future for humanity in which all bakers are Duncan-Hines.
In which the author lays out the basics for getting ahead in the world when it seems like the system is fighting against you.
In which the author rebuilds his sense of Community on the sleepy little island that he calls home.