Welcome to The Website

Wow, It’s been a minute, hasn’t it. If you poke around you’ll find all of my existing writing consolidated – finally – into a single location. You’ll find The Original Blog, my magazine articles, and my published short stories all here for your continued enjoyment and harsh criticism.

But wait, there’s more. What’s this “The Blog” and “Requiem” nonsense?

Good question! I wouldn’t be going through all this new stuff without a very good reason. Something so compelling, overstuffed with anticipation, and heralded by the very angels with a celestial cacophony that I must resurrect The Blog with all the fun content, reckless misadventures, and unpopular opinions you came to know and love all these years ago. That can only mean one thing…

Juice will be back.

Recent Posts

In which the author ties the knot - no, not like that, more like on the bag of kittens on the bank of the river - and departs the venal shores of his homeland for the unknown possibilities of a distant land.
In which the author, in a fit of pique, loses his religion (and three hours of sleep).
In which the author offers his suggestions for making our map look truly American.